1. I am Chief Tony Anenih’s son. Not his nephew, or distant relative. I wasn’t adopted. Na my papa.
2. I am a PDP member. I am partisan.
4. I’m a husband, father, and friend. If you’re not my wife, child, or friend, you can fuck off.
5. I swear a lot, especially on Twitter. (See 4. Above). 🙃
7. I’m pragmatic. It’s why although I stan for Moghalu I won’t be voting for him, because it would be one less vote cast against Buhari.
9. I believe in personal responsibility. I’m not Jesus; I will not carry your cross.
11. Finally, you need to know I’m also a totally shameless troll. One of the best that ever liveth.
Thank you.