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Chef Shwasty @ChefShwasty
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Yes, 100%

I apologize for the wait. I had some personal stuff to... Figure out, but I'm digging out of it

I even plan on making some more cooking stuff, too. So many people have DM'd me recipes, and I want to try them all

Side note: see reply
I try to reply to all DM's and have had a lot of great friendships with everyone. One thing weighs on my conscience

Someone once asked me if I had a recipe for chicken Parmesan and I accidentally hit "delete" instead of reply

It's haunted me forever, but I don't know who it was
So, if you're out there, message me again.

I do have a recipe for you

And I'm sorry, I don't want you to feel ignored

I love you all
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'Twas the night before returning to work,
And all through the house,
Only one creature was stirring,
And it was THIS fuckin' louse
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For fear that Super Chad
Would STILL BE THERE
Chef was snuggled
all warm in his bed
While visions and fever-dreams
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I just put my foot in my mouth so bad that I'm choking on my own knee

Heard through the grapevine that a friend of a friend is leaving their job to start their own business

So I swing by with coffees to congratulate him on the bold move
I say "Hey, heard the news, congrats! It's a big step to leave your job and strike out on your own!"

The place goes dead quiet

He stutters

"Yeah, uh thanks, um... Yeah..."

So he then turns to his employees (he's a manager) to say:

"Sorry, I wanted to say something sooner..."
HE HADN'T TOLD ANYONE

HIS ASSISTANT MANAGER IS LOOKING AT HIM WITH A COMBO OF DEPRESSION AND ANGER

THE OTHERS JUST LOOK HEARTBROKEN

HOW

WHY

WHY DID I DO THAT

WHY DID I DO THE THING THAT I DID

I AM FILLED WITH ICK
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So after brief reflection, I've come to the conclusion that Drunk-Me™ in my early-20's was #MyOwnWorstEnemy

The following are ways that I used to intentionally sabotage myself for jollies:
Drunk-Me™ is #MyOwnWorstEnemy because...

I once invited everyone in a bar back to my place for an "after party." Hour later when I went to leave I wondered why people were following me. Took off running with my friend. We remembered the next day

(Lived withing walking dist)
Drunk-Me™ is #MyOwnWorstEnemy because...

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Wasn't their pool

Wasn't their trampoline

Wasn't their dog, either

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So, I've waded through the Evangelical Alliance's new pastoral "guidelines" for interacting with trans people (ughh, the things I do to expose #transphobic #ciswits to the world), and let's just say it's time to tear this particular sh*t-bag a new hole.

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A Jikook au in which Jungkook befriends a new student on his university campus without knowing that he’s the same “big deal dancer and model” that everyone was talking about—all he knows is that Park Jimin is really pretty and he has a crush.
Notes:
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