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The Chairman @DanMoffTarkin
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It’s that time. 🦈🌪
#TheLastSharknado
#Sharknado6
I wonder if Dolph Lundgren is gonna be back in the new one.
Hahahahaha, nope
Dinosaurs stole Tera Reid’s head. That’s how #TheLastSharknado Begins its journey
Mother of god, already with this movie
Expect typos
Is this a Game of Thrones and/or Jurassic World 2 thing with the dinosaur?
Tera the Pterodon, sure
Wait, is it Tara? Rara Reid? Fuck
Jesus, this is just such aggressive nonsense. The movie and everything I’m tweeting
Oh this is definitely a Game of Thrones thing. I don’t aatch Game of Thrones
Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Sure.
Tara Reid’s Robot Head is a character now
Could Sharknado 6 please stop focusing on the characters?
Or at least pick up the pace. C’mon, Sharknado. Maybe this is their revenge on me for all the times I yelled “OH FUCK YOU” at the TV during like half the movie
Half of Sharknado 4. The nadir of the series.

Sharknadir 4
Current mood.
🦈🌪6️⃣
Ben Stein as Hamilton and Darrell Hammond as Washington. Sharknados and shit.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DIALOGUE?
Wait, was that the Offspring guys as the British naval guys? Nacho fries are back!
“You two figure out how to get us some speed, I’ll be right back” means an ENTIRELY different thing where I come from. #TheLastSharknado #Sharknado6
That last oke is for @wasp_nest
*joke
OH FUCK IT’S THE OLD WEST! IF BRISCO COUNTY JR ROLLS UP MY SHARKNADO FANFIC WILL COME TRUE!
One criticism: they’re way overthinking the connective tissue. I can’t goddamn believe I’m saying that in my mind and nodding along as I write it. About a goddamn #Sharknado movie.
A character said “Story of my life” as I hit send tweet on that last one.
I don’t care about Dee Snyder.
I wonder how many times @GroovyBruce was asked to do cameos in Sharknado movies. I’m thinking once with a friendly “thanks, but no thanks” response accompanied by a picture of the most “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” dad face he could muster.
Gilbert Gottfried. I can’t help but wonder which of his film cameos had the worst dignity/paycheck karma: The Sharknado movies, or the time he played Hitler in the movie Highway to Hell.
Now I’m thinking about Highway to Hell and Ben Stiller’s weird cameo
Halftime report: This far, it’s my fourth favorite Sharknado movie
Wait no fifth
Sharknado movies best to worst so far:
1- Sharknado 5
2- Sharknado
3- Sharknado 2
4- Sharknado 3
5- Shakrnado 6
6- Sharknado 4
Me right now
CAPTAIN MERRILL STUBING?
Sharknado 5 had Charo as the Queen of England and Fabio as the the Pope
Fun fact: Downtown Julie Brown had cameos as an ER nurse/surgical assistant to Dr. Billy Ray Cyrus in Sharknado 2, and as Pope Fabio’s consigliere in Sharknado 5.
I often wonder, are they the same character? Because if not, that would make Downtown Julie Brown the only celebrity to cameo in two Sharknado movies as two different characters.
Git sidetracked, sorry. Holy shit, we’re goijg all the way back to the marble-mouthed, murdering ship captain from the opening of the first movie.
I wonder if Topher Grace will do one of his fan edits that compiles the entire #Sharknado series into one long movie
*Nathan Explosion voice* MARRRRRRRKKKETTTIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG
#Sharknado6
#TheLastSharknado
#TheLastSharknadoItsAboutTime
I’m sorry, I’ve only been half paying attention to the last hour or so of this movie, and I like Evil Orverlord Android April
April’s old (original?) robot head is still a major charater, plus an evil all robot April from the future... *sigh*
This whole thing right now is making me think of Tim and Eric
Oh shit
@wasp_nest I am brewing up the most insane Twin Peaks/Sharknado compare/contrast piece
Okay, that was kind of a sweet little tribute to the late John Heard at the end there
You could also call it ghoulish. It wasn’t unlike Ed Wood’s use of Bela Lugosi in Plan 9
All in all, I gotta say this was not a great Sharknado movie. It’s still nowhere as bad as 4, but nowhere as enjoyable as the first three or 5.
Post-script: I’m ending my night with @RiffTrax‘s take on Italian Jaws ripoff The Last Shark, aka Great White.
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