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Dan Olson @FoldableHuman
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It's Princess Movie Night
Starting with Swan Princess 8: Royal MyZtery
This movie expects you to be at the top of your Swan Princess lore.
Also Odette's model doesn't have teeth.
Swan Princess 8: the series continues to deliver.
Greg won the draw and gets to wear the tiara and pick the next movie
THE POWER OF TIDDIES COMPELLS GREG!

Beauty and the Beast: A Dark Tale
There's three trailers leading the movie and all of them are amazing. I am so hype for this.
Okay, so, Belle is a chemist, and the old crone witch is 38.
That's how they sucker you in, but there is zero nipple in this movie
Every time the beast makes a p sound the upper lip of his prosthetic inflates.
Well that was a treasure.
I gotta say, after weeks of Fifty Shades Darker it's refreshing to watch movies that wrap up 70 seconds after the plot ends.
Last movie of the night
There's more nudity in this than was in Beauty and the Beast: a Dark Tale
Wait a second...
oh no
This movie isn't about the kid at all. This is 100% about dad getting his mojo back after his wife died.
This movie is super horny and, no joke, we've seen more nipple than in the movie that looked like a PG-13 edit of a porno.
Twist ending: these last two movies were directed by the same person.
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