Thread by @EricaFails

WATCHING JUSTICE LEAGUE

HENRY CAVILL'S MOUTH

Oh my god. It's been a minute and it's already off the rails.

Batman's just not arresting this guy he terrorized.

They had 0 dollars for cape physics

So it seems like they're implying that hate crime is up because Supes is dead but the police seem to have it then care of so I don't understand what this scene means

I can't understand what people who don't know what justice league thought as this unfolded.

I'm trying to tweet and eat General Tso's at the same time. It's hard.

There's an entire intro to the CONCEPT of The Flash, a guy who runs fast but we were literally thrown headfirst into AQUAMAN.

So they just told us that Flash's Dad killed his Mom. And then we're treated to a heartfelt scene of Flash visiting his dad in prison, which he does often. This movie expects us to already know the real backstory

Oh my god. Cyborg belongs in a movie about 90s goth teens.

The Amazons are standing in a circle with arrows drawn. This is a poor plan, tactically.

AAA games have like 100 hrs of content and look better than this.

LOIS LANE IS HAPPY DOING FLUFF PIECES????? NOT MY LOIS.

"Batman cam". Why are they labeled like this?

BAT CAM.

I like that during Wondie's long flashback explanation of Steppenwolf it is still super unclear.

"WE HID THE MOTHERBOXES AS BEST WE COULD. ONE IS BURIED 3 FEET DEEP IN LOOSE SOUL AND THE OTHER IS ON A DIAS"

Me and @DizABellDeetz every 2 minutes: "They did this SO MUCH BETTER on the cartoon."

Diana Prince done bought out the discount moto jacket and 4 inch ankle boot warehouse.

Diana's been around humans since the 20s and the only person she's sad died is Steve.

I wish these scene where Steppenwolf comes out of the Atlantis motherbox just involved him starting to drown and running away

This movie really regrets having superman being a jerk that wrecked things and then died in the middle of wrecking more things

Fuck you, Ben Afflek

Batman just threw a parademon to it's death. A winged creature.

Oh my god, slo mo on The Flash.

Oh my god Steppenwolf referring to the Greek pantheon as the Old Gods. Yeah. I get it. It would be cooler if it wasn't JUST Steppenwolf.

Oh god Aquaman's suit is truly awful.

I hate the Speed Force effect. JUST LET HIM BE FAST. HE DOESNT NEED TO ELECTROCUTE EVERYTHING.

WE HAVE BEEN IN 2 UNDERGROUND STRUCTURES SO FAR INCLUDING THE BATCAVE AND BOTH HAVE WINDOWS WITH LIGHT STREAMING THROUGH.

There was no storyboard for this.

Bruce Wayne: there's a way to wear a suit to look powerful and a way to look like a desk jockey and man you do not look cool.

Flash and Cyborg are digging a hole and working at human speed. This is actually the most annoying thing so far.

Clark's dead body is AMAZINGLY well preserved.

I like that there's a really important scene that refers back to a DELETED SCENE from BvS

Reanimated Superman is fighting the Justice League and I'm really glad they added in footage at the start of people thinking Superman is nice so even though its just 3 movies of him being terrible we know were supposed to like him

We were just joking that Batman would show up late to this fight huffing and puffing because he has to run and it HAPPENED.

Bathroom break. Thank God. 30 mins left.

I'm going to take a photo of all the empty booze bottles this movie caused when we're done.

I can't wait until they stop being embarrassed of Aquaman's powers.

This movie has a lot of good looking dudes and also Afflek.

Oh i still hate Superman's sad girlfriend Lois Lane

I don't understand, are Mother Boxes a religious thing here

Steppenwolf keeps talking about MOTHER, which is confusing because shouldn't they be setting up Darkseid and can they stop him by yelling "MARTHA"

They're upset Superman didn't show up to the big fight but nobody got a chance to tell him because all he did was try to murder the JLA and then fly off back to Martha K

Batman has everything built into his suit but he has to wear goggles over his mask.

30 minutes ago, Steppenwolf caught a missile in mid air and said it was primitive. Just now Batman took out Steppenwolf's entire castle and force field with 2 missles.

Going back to Batman's goggles. He's wearing them while indoors.

Batman caught Flash moving at full speed.

Batman has air holes on his tenples.

Ok, how many shots of Henry Cavill were filmed post mustache

Wonder Woman: DIANA IS AN ACTUAL GOD

BvS and JL: WE NEED SUPERMAN HES THE BEST BECAUSE REASONS

Wait. THE ENDING OF THIS CLIMACTIC FIGHT IS NOT A REAL VICTORY.

I can't believe they hired JK Simmons to say 2 sentences

It's done.

THE FLASH IS FASTER THAN SUPERMAN. GOD.

It's not even a question. He can tap into the Speed Force.

Ok, so I guess the first scene is actually Batman luring a para demon with fear??? This isn't clear until the end when suddenly the JLA remembers how to fight and Steppenwolf feels fear and the parademons all eat him.

This ends on Lois's writing and I have to believe that she's on fluff pieces because she's bad at this job.

What it takes

I'm still mad about the scene where the JL look down one story of a building to look at Steppenwolf, then the next shot, which features Steppenwolf, is a worms eye view.

YOU CAN'T HAVE CHARACTERS LOOKING DOWN AT SOMETHING THEN SHOW THAT THING FROM BELOW. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS THE SAME SCENE.

It's 4hrs later and we're still drunk complaining

In one scene Batman makes fun on Wondie for still being sad about Steve then immediately she tends to his wounds in a romantic(?) moment.

Someone actually please explain to us where Steppenwolf came from in this movie??
Did Lex make him???
IN A DELETED SCENE????

We're drunk please help

Ok thanks for explaining that there is no explanation.

As I suspected.

I'm still hung up on the fact that they never tried to build up the idea of Darkseid as a looming threat, and instead focused solely on Darkseid's dumb uncle.

I can't believe this end credits sequence that I missed. Lex Luthor is like, hey there's an all powerful alien Jesus allegory, an actual daughter of Zeus, a ROBOT MAN, a guy who embodies speed itself and terrible Batman, I need someone to stop them... uh... Deathstroke. Yeah.

P.S. I know he came first, but after the insane popularity of Deadpool you're really going to introduce SLADE WILSON into the cinematic DCU like some Johnny Come Latelys??

Yes I am a person in 2017 who regularly says "Johnny Come Lately" and didn't see WWII