Man, Vivian is a bawse at shenanigans. When I told her this story as it happened she immediately said, "pfft, no one does real business like that. It's a convenient story for them running our of money." Vivian might be GOAT but I will never acknowledge it.
I can call my mother and be like, "so and so is tripping" and she will respond, with no other information, "oh she is having an affair with that man you mentioned a year ago and he messed up her key card but so and so peeped her and now they're stuck." I be like
But also 60% of the time she calls me by her sister's name so, 🤷🏿♀️🤷🏿♀️🤷🏿♀️
As I think about it I may be quickly approaching peak has-a-lot-of-data but also not-quite-addled-yet years old and I better maximize it. I can't be more than two years away from calling everybody by the wrong name.
Yes I'm still on this. LOL But you know how they say the best drivers are those with x amount of years experience because you have enough data on possible driving scenarios PLUS you still have reflexes to respond to that data quickly? I'm probably that years old.
Or I will be in maybe 19 minutes and it will be just my luck to fall asleep in 15.
