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3 years ago we released Beardmetrics: Social local global insights for your beard.

One of our greatest innovations was definitely the Local Beards functionality.

You may not remember but back then, finding beards in your area was a real, tangible issue and nobody was solving it.

BUT WE DID and we changed the landscape forever.
On top of that, our Fraudulent Beard Detection™ technology has become industry standard.
Imagine a world where you couldn't get deep beard insights. Now imagine life not even being worth living. Because that's how dire things were before Beardmetrics.

So, world...you're welcome!

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Was looking into a way to let you @-mention @lasertweets in response to a tweet and have it auto-generate the URL for you...but everything I'm reading says that's against Twitter TOS.
I *think* I'd have to build a whole system where you have to grant permission to a "Laser Tweets" app, and then monitor your account for "@lasertweets" mentions from you and then basically DM you the URL.
Regardless, it's wayyyy more hassle than I imagined it'd be.

This almost feels like something where there some be a hosted service that already handles most of this.

I tried Zapier, but no go (thanks to the Twitter TOS).
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1/ Understanding why customers cancel may be one of the most frustrating parts of building a company.

Asking users during the cancellation process why they're cancelling can be really useful, but data is only as useful as the action you take on it.
2/ Lots of SaaS companies have a simple form on their cancellation page that asks the users why they're cancelling...but almost nobody does anything with the data.

It may get piped in to a spreadsheet somewhere or sent to someone's inbox, but then it just fades away.
3/ In addition, even if you're collecting reasons, knowing which reasons to pay attention to is many times nearly impossible.

Sure, maybe most people are cancelling b/c "It's too expensive", but is that actually who's causing the most lost revenue?
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📣 @Baremetrics is hiring a Head of Growth! 📈🚀🎉

* Work from anywhere
* Salary: $60k base + $36k variable
* Profit sharing
* Full health, vision & dental insurance for you & your family
* Annual company meetups
* ...and more!

baremetrics.workable.com/jobs/827674
For nearly 5 years Baremetrics has relied almost exclusively on a single channel for growth: content marketing. It was a natural outpouring of us targeting "founders". It was easy and in the early days, it worked well, bringing us to where we are today.
But these aren't early days anymore. We're a profitable, five year old company doing over $1M in revenue. We're "old" in startup years and intend to get even older. While we're not a brand new company anymore, our growth methodologies and systems are still in their infancy.
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