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We can stop playing fantasy Brexit now because I've traced out every possibility, and everything ends in a general election.
Theresa May either does or does not produce a withdrawal agreement.

Suppose she does.

Partition the UK, DUP quits, Booby Johnson mutiny, May resigns. General election.

Partition Ireland, no consent from Ireland, no withdrawal agreement, May resigns.
So if Theresa May produces a withdrawal agreement of any kind, her government collapses and she resigns.

So what happens if she doesn't produce a withdrawal agreement?

The economy fails, her government collapses, May resigns in chaos and disgrace. Be like the 1970s.
So if she resigns whether she produces a withdrawal agreement or not, she must be expecting something else.

Is there a third possibility? Hm . . . In her head there's a third possibility, but not a viable one in real life.

It's like this . . .
Theresa May's Crock of Shit:

She imagines there is no withdrawal agreement, but the European Union furnishes her with a new treaty that bypasses the exit process.
This treaty would allow her to be in the European Union while being free of its obligations.
In real life Theresa may is going to resign, as I've shown in every possible outcome.

But because Theresa May is an embittered racist who treats international law as a game, she thinks she is going to be presented with a treaty of her own complexion.
Theresa May is a delusional racist who has no understanding of international law or the obligations of government.
She is way out of her depth, and whatever the Tories tell you, whatever the blab of their media henches, her resignation is inevitable.
There's going to be a general election in November or February.
If the Tories wait till February, they will lose the election, and the union will break up.
If they even remotely try an election this November, they have to decide that by this time next week.
If the Conservative Party doesn't care enough about the union to refrain from this behaviour, that's fine, but they can't expect anyone else to either.
They've got one week to decide. Brexit or union. They can't have both.
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