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She got to the lecture hall very early
She chose a seat in front
Other students started arriving a few minutes later
She was reviewing her notes when she discovered
She had left the note for this course
She checked the time
She should be able to make it
She raced to the hostel
She got to her room, opened the door
And froze
Right before her was her friend and room mate
Legs wide open
A man in white attire
Chanting incantation silently
Crouched in between her legs
Holding a local blade and a white powder
Making incisions
Her friend saw her
She saw her
She took her book, returned to class
The sight was troubling
What fetish nonsense was her friend doing
When she got to the hostel
Her friend told her
I am tired of being used and dumped
Any man who sleeps with me
Begins to answer to me
The stallion riding the wind must be weary
It worked
Her friend blew
From their humble hostel
To the GRA
Big babe
They graduated
Parted ways
Each took a boat
Headed for different destinations
Trusting to Facebook, Instagram
For real time updates
On the river of life
She met her man
Got married
Settled down
Life was fair
Her brother called
The Physicist
The Nerd of the family
Working with NASA
He was coming home
He was getting married
He met a babe in America
It was love at first sight
Everybody rejoiced
Her arrived
He introduced the wife to be
It was her friend with the fetish honeypot
She pretended all was fine
Called her mother
This, I know
Called her father
This, I saw
Told everybody
This happened
The family called their son
You cannot marry her
The son went livid
What do you mean?
The more he professed his love
The more they believed her story
E don get am!
Her friend came crying
Why are you doing this to me?
I love him
I want to marry him
I have changed
I am now a Christian
Very devoted
She: Explain what i saw to my brother with your own mouth! If you tell him the truth and he still wants to go on, I will support you
Her friend did
Her brother listened
Asked questions
You are sure all the fetish things have been destroyed?
Her friend was sorry
Very contrite
Everybody felt sorry for her
Mercy prevailed
Her tears were adjudged genuine
The next day
Her brother packed his bags
Left for America
Without goodbye
This was a scientist
A Nuclear physicist
He said juju is nonsense
And now he had disappeared
Why?
They called him
"While I don't believe in juju
There was sufficient evidence to prove something fetish was going on, I couldn't trust my own decisions anymore" He explained

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