Horses still remind me of unavailable guys. This one doesn’t make eye contact with me when I express myself to him, but I’m sure that he loves me because he finally says so when I threaten to break up with him. 
This one loves to talk about spirituality and yoga, but continues to deny his coke problem.
This one tells me he isn’t looking for a girlfriend but whenever his ex posts a photo with her new boyfriend he invites me over to “just chill”
I caught this one cheating on me but he told me that it was what he needed to make him realize that he only wants me
I still can’t tell if this one likes me back but he does text me “hey” whenever he’s drunk at a bar
This one’s ”BFF” is a woman who is clearly in love with him, but he gets mad at me when I bring it up, so I just act like it’s not weird that they sleep in the same bed together
