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A copywriter, a marketer, and a priest walk into a bar.
The copywriter brags to the marketer:
“Dude, my new promo is converting at 5% to cold traffic.”
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A copywriter, a marketer, and a priest walk into a bar.
The copywriter brags to the marketer:
“Dude, my new promo is converting at 5% to cold traffic.”
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“Ballin,” replies the marketer. “You should see this upsell I just added to my funnel. It’s converting at over 40%!"
“Not bad,” the priest jumps in. "But check this out… Today I spoke with 17 men and converted every one into a true believer."
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“Not bad,” the priest jumps in. "But check this out… Today I spoke with 17 men and converted every one into a true believer."
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“Damn Padre, that’s impressive,” said the marketer. “Where'd you find your prospects?”
There was a brief pause.
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There was a brief pause.
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And then the priest replied with a smirk:
☠️ “Death row.” ☠️
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☠️ “Death row.” ☠️
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✅ LESSON: If you want high conversion rates, talk to the right audience.
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✅ LESSON #2: If you want more corny jokes (and killer tips) on copywriting, marketing, and business, then you best sign up for my daily emails —> mattrizvi.com .
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