I dunno about you guys but I get the sense that if this was a carefully crafted & orchestrated political hit on kavanaugh by the dems & the media it wouldn’t look like ten ambulances crashing into a traveling petting zoo right now but what do I know
maybe it just is exactly what it looks like at face value and no one knows what the fuck they’re doing beyond whatever they can spam into a tweet in the next 30 seconds, or maybe it’s just a giant conspiracy to PRETEND to look disorganized and confused
I really do enjoy the idea that there’s this secret cabal of SPECTRE level supervillians plotting and scheming and pulling all these strings behind the scenes while simultaneously looking like they can barely cook a baked potato
“here’s the plan guys, first we’re gonna lose the house, then the senate, then the white house, then the supreme court, then we’re gonna look totally lost for about a year and WHAM that’s when we strike”
“we’ll have a rando cook up a totally unprovable accusation of not full blown rape or anything that would be TOO crazy but just some disturbing attempted stuff, and it’s gonna be from 37 years ago, and she’ll have no possible corroborating witnesses, it’s the perfect plan.”
“we’ll have our oldest, most confused senator sit on a letter for two months for no reason whatsoever, have her babble some quotes that seem like she’s not even sure what’s going on, and we’ll make a total mess of where we go from there, WHO WILL EVER SUSPECT IT”
