big news everybody, after a two week cooldown love is in the air again 
this stuck up bitch is not adequately impressed with my majestic swan
our love’s first true test
well. sad news, she’s not for eating the rich but on the bright side technically not against it either
don’t judge me
man I really don’t appreciate the sarcastic wow, lady
I have struck gold
I call this pose blue steel meets swan lake
who does she think she is, not real, I’ll show her real
gonna run outta swan pictures real soon hope this works
so this exists
*mopping forehead* PHEW THAT WAS CLOSE
hate to carry this much inventory I’m getting murdered on taxes
a special present for m’lady
one swan for one steam card, see, trade wars *are* good and easy to win
good relationships aren’t built on lies so I came clean here
katie is such a nag
not really sure this relationship has what it takes, katie is USELESS
really beginning to feel hung out to dry on this one I mean just google it katie
and now we find out what our love is made of
thanks for all your concern about the murder, katie
you know I’m beginning to suspect she’s just in this for the steam card and not my lovable personality and wacky adventures
I’m sick of your shit katie this one way street ends now, I am a MAN
I dunno about you friends but I am certainly ready to be shipping Swan to Los Angeles California
it’ll scrub off
find you a woman who looks at you the way katie looks at a steam card
one more failed relationship in the books
surely this is the end
awwww she tried to be my alibi maybe I gave up on our love too soon
clearly Katie is struggling with the denial stage of grief
wow still after that steam card I gotta give her points for persistence
