merry shitpostmas friendos 
not gonna lie to you, watching trump spend christmas eve in obvious misery while dunking on himself nonstop absolutely rules and I hope it never ends
it’s kinda like watching the scene from a christmas carol where scrooge dines alone except if scrooge never had any decency in his past to make him worth a redemptive visit by the spirits
*ghost of roy cohn appears in trump’s bedroom, adorned in dusty old copies of the new american*
TRUUUUUMMMMMPP PP PP PPP
you are fettered, tell me why
I WEAR THE CHAIN I FORGED IN LIFE
TRUUUUUMMMMMPP PP PP PPP
you are fettered, tell me why
I WEAR THE CHAIN I FORGED IN LIFE
*trump tweeting*
The “Ghost” of Roy Cohn did not, as is being reported in the Fake News, just appear before me with a promise to be visited by more “spirits”. An undigested bit of cheese!
The “Ghost” of Roy Cohn did not, as is being reported in the Fake News, just appear before me with a promise to be visited by more “spirits”. An undigested bit of cheese!
