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Makomborero Haruzivishe @MakomboreroH
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1. A thief, well known to you, breaks into your house and steals a television set. You report him to the police and he gets arrested and is taken to court. The culprit bribes the magistrate and is cleared of any wrongdoing and is subsequently allowed to keep the television set.
2. In his ruling, the magistrate cites the lack of primary evidence, such as pictures of the thief actually stealing the television set, which of course you don't have and dismisses the proof of purchase receipts you provided, as secondary evidence.
@Wamagaisa @tsunga_arnold
3. You leave the courts clearly incensed by this blatant miscarriage of justice and vow never to talk to the thief again until they do the right think & give you back your TV.
@AmChambi @PacheduZW @freemanchari @DocLAWO @LynNemudonhi @TichRay @maDube_ @MachineGunTKay @StarDewah
4. The thief's family and other neighbors, although knowing very well that the TV was indeed yours, start to accuse you of being a liar who never owned a TV.
@DMwonzora @BvondoChidziva @EngMudzuri @ShakespeareMuk1 @TamukaKagoro77 @tbmoyo @TsunguAlice @MDCAllianceZW @mdczimbabwe
5. They even go further to demand that you must not only help the thief campaign for a better signal from the broadcasting station, but also contribute towards the license fees, so that everyone can watch the FIFA World Cup from the same television set.
@matigary @samy_kundai
6. As if all this is not enough, the thief then announces that, as an act of showing generosity and good neighborliness, he was going to offer you a front row seat at every live match broadcast. IS IT WISE TO TAKE UP THE OFFER??????@nelsonchamisa @BitiTendai @Welshman_Ncube
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