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Someone please ask @RealCandaceO to answer my question, because I really want to see how she would bend her broken brain around this one...
I also think an answer to this question will finally settle the age old dispute - Is Candace monstrously stupid or monstrously evil?
Picture: Noted conservative and social justice hater John Brown (right) leading a raid on Harper's Ferry to stop evil progressives from being progressive.
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I don’t shop at Walmart.

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