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Pie is the only acceptable dessert. Cake is for 6 year olds and communists. #NationalDessertDay
True story: I paid $250 for this pie a few months ago at the Hey Loretta! Hillbilly Hoedown & Pie Social. #TeamPie
All other desserts, bow before your king: the Pie Shake at Hamburg Inn #2, Iowa City, Iowa #NationalDessertDay
It was a top notch pie, but the price was determined by a charity auction for SIMS Foundation (they provide health care for Austin musicians)
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All Nerds, Bow Before Your King
keep practicing, and some day hot Spanish girls will pay you to caress their locks with your sweet katana moves and Wolverine claws
Take it from ol' Dave: chicks will start paying attention if you give 'em a little peekaboo unbuttoned shirt action, especially the bottom buttons
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Sonics, "Louie Louie" > original by Richard Berry. Both are classics in their own right, but the Sonics version is definitive and arguably the first headbanger record ever made
Richard Berry's original is a fine mid-tempo R&B shuffle...
...rediscovered by Tacoma WA band Rockin' Robin Roberts & the Wailers a few years later...
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This is why you can't trust Wikipedia. Sure, I'm dead, but obviously my poetry is not "humorously bad"
my ghostly apparition remains floating in this mortal coil only to haunt the critics of my poetry
Someday, my doggerel will be universally proclaimed the finest works of art ever produced by a human being. Until then, I will remain in your timeline, eerily rattling my chains and dropping fart jokes
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Hey, remember back in July, when Mark Zuckerberg said in an interview that Holocaust denial was just a difference of opinion?

At the same time, an opposition research firm employed by Facebook was spreading George Soros conspiracy theories.
Y'know, the same theories that led to this man sending letter bombs to Soros and other liberal leaders. independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
One of the things that historians are thinking through is what makes this moment different. Back in the '50s, you had folks like Gerald L.K. Smith trafficking in this kind of disgusting and vile racism and anti-Semitism, but he failed to capture a mass audience for his views.
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Hey y'all—since we're going into the summer/fall comic convention season, I want to talk about something that's been kind of eating at me for a while now. If you're a young artist attending shows this year and you plan to bring your portfolio for reviews, this is for you.
A few months ago, I happened to see a tweet from someone who claimed they brought their portfolio to my table at a con for a review and I supposedly ignored them, was super dismissive, and they left the interaction feeling hurt and upset. I promise you, this did not happen.
I have done 4 day shows with 100k+ attendees while suffering from severe migraines and still have never turned down doing a portfolio review—I would never dismiss a young artist seeking advice. Myself and most pro artists care very deeply about fostering new talent. I promise.
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Anyway, even as I’m getting into the sacred spirit of Holy Week, there is a #MusicSermon today. The doors of the church will probably open around 7. ⛪️
I appreciate ya’ll understanding and accommodating me taking a break last Weekend. I just didn’t have the stirring. Lol but serious. There’s a mood/mindset/headspace I have to be in to keep the right evergy. I won’t ever force one; it wouldn’t feel the same even to ya’ll.
We’ll start tonight’s #MusicSermon when the game is over. 🏀⛪️

Please govern yourselves accordingly.

Also you may want to put on comfortable clothes so you can dance... just sayin’.
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Trump Hotels' website still lists Trump SoHo New York among its properties in the Our Hotels menu. Select its name though to access its page and there's a message about it being renamed

bit.ly/2EPCSy1
National politics correspondent for Newsweek, Nina Burleigh, with a fun find on a TV above the bar at the Trump Hotel DC bit.ly/2E37QRR
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-holdings aren't out of @realDonaldTrump's hands: trust isn't blind & he can profit from it
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bit.ly/2CpL7z2
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