Except for Genghis Khan, of course. But he's everyone's ancestor.
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But, you know, I actually am really proud of my ancestors. I'm just not proud of my *personal* ancestors for being better than the ancestors of other people (which they probably weren't).
I'm proud of the ancestors of all humanity.
Who found ways to wrench away from nature, bit by agonizing, confusing bit, the secrets of how the world actually works, and to preserve that knowledge.
What a task that was. What a labor of millennia.
The fruit of the Tree of Knowledge was not sin - it was the whole damn point. Eating it was the only thing worth doing.
Those aren't just my ancestors. They're yours too. And you should be proud.
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