Thread by @swardley

Another day, another flight. You get a better class of people in economy but the seats are so painful. I prefer to slum it in business class, ignore everyone and fall asleep. I do wish they would make economy seats slightly less painful.

X : How can you say that economy is a better class of people?
Me : Travelling both, I can tell you that economy class consists of more friendly, generous and kind people. Business class tends to mainly consist of overprivileged poseurs and whingers. I know, I'm a whinger.

X : You're kidding?
Me : No. I've seen more petty arguments about luggage space, refusing to give space to another and grumbles over the lack of lemon scented napkins in business class than anywhere. It doesn't happen in economy.

... the absolute worse, the "audi" drivers of flying (you know what I mean) are ... corporate lawyers. Give me screaming kids any day.

Damn, couldn't swing an upgrade. Sitting on the edge of a row with Nora (a nurse) and Kath (a taxi driver) on holiday together ... at least we will have a laugh on the way back. Small mercy ... it could have been comfy seats with corporate lawyers.

X : Do you not like corporate lawyers?
Me : Would anyone miss them if they all disappeared tomorrow? Society would probably improve & progress significantly. I'm not a fan of what I consider to be mostly pointless efforts seeking self justification. Hence I like Legalese 2.0