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Aaron Patterson @tenderlove
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I have changed my desktop background
I guess twitter is a good place to spread the Word
I think the acquisition will open many doors for me. Wait, I mean open many Windows
Anyway, now that this is official, I think we can really Start menu
Honestly, I think the Outlook is pretty le Git
I'm so happy the GitHub acquisition is complete. It was quite the Microsoft Project
I think the GitHub acquisition will give us much better Microsoft Access
We'll do our best to make sure that GitHub is a great Share Point
These puns will not stop, I Azure you
I'll definitely be taking some vacation though. There's no way I can be in the Office, 365
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I changed my desktop background
Gonna hang out with Bill this weekend (his friends call him William though)
I do enjoy puns. In fact you could say I Excel at them
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Dear 18-year-old first time voter with the unmistakably Italian last name I just saw interviewed by MSNBC: I’d love to tell you about how the President you support is inflaming the same xenophobic prejudices that your ancestors faced. Call me? 🧐
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#Twitter: what is it good for? How do you get good at it? And what will we do when it's gone? Today in pulp I share a few insights I've gleaned from almost five years of running this account.

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1- Let’s talk about #porn, #sex and #Twitter
I don’t have a problem per se with porn (big fan of #Pornhub here) or any adult jobs as long as (I can’t stress this enough) is consented between two/more adults and nobody is forced and/or coerced into it against his or her will.
2-But #Twitter has a #porn problem.

(Don’t go harassing any of those accounts. There are thousands like them, and this is just for the purpose of making a point, not to single anybody out)

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{thread} Back in the day we had Usenet, dev .plan files, places like Compuserve, AOL, Delphi, CIX/BIX etc. These were places you go to find fluffy breasted nerds in their natural habitat. They were also the only places where you could find anything meaningful about technology.
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