I changed my desktop background 
Gonna hang out with Bill this weekend (his friends call him William though)
I do enjoy puns. In fact you could say I Excel at them
If you follow me on twitter, that will give you Access to great content
Don't worry. I won't change. I can Azure you of this.
I guess maybe I can update my home Office 365
GitHub is a great place for collaboration. You could say it's a good SharePoint
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Look, I'm just really dedicated to Mine Craft
Not only do I support local businesses, I also work for them!
I'm definitely going to make more puns. We've only scratched the Surface
I'm really excited about this FrontPage news
I hope these tweets Paint a picture to come
Anyway, looking forward to meeting Satya and having a good Exchange
I really hope that Microsoft enjoys having GitHub as part of their Entourage
I hope you enjoy my Works
Anyway, I'm just getting Start ed
Regardless, the acquisition is Le Git
And I'm happy to see Microsoft branching out
I hope folks will share this pun thread among their Work Groups
