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It's clear what we have to do to fight back...

Time to start inserting random references to psychrophilia, autoplushophilia, and other odd fetishes in our DMs, to screw with their signals for finding the right targets.

But it only works if we're all pervs together.
Just don't pick one that you could (and should) get in legal trouble for.

huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/sex…
Or, um. Don't.

I haven't had any coffee yet. Seemed funny when I started...
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** crickets **

No. Seriously. Somebody actually wrote that up for publication.
Neglecting to address, however, that

a) the audio recordings do not sound alike
b) Pretty sure Anurogryllus celerinictus - the Indies short-tail cricket - not found in China.
Here's the cricket call:
entnemdept.ifas.ufl.edu/walker/buzz/49…
Here's the audio from the 'attack' :
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Good on @jacobsoboroff @msnbc for focusing on the response & anger the guards at ADX Florence are feeling because of the #TrumpShutdown

You really don't want to anger those who will control every single aspect of your life during your remaining days, @realDonaldTrump.
And though there might be plenty of white nationalists there, there are also plenty of literal terrorists who might not hold you in such high regard...

ranker.com/list/famous-pr…
And, of course, plenty of old buddies from the Gambinos and Genovese, like Sammy the Bull.... though I guess he

but depending on how you ratted them out before, they might not be too happy with you.
ranker.com/list/famous-pr…
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I'm guessing many of those music purchases/views will likely be made by accounts connecting via VPN or providers with control of the full-stack of IP protocols. 🤨

I.E. Inauthentic transactions.
Who owns the rights to his music?
cf justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/t…
Universal owns the rights to R Kelly's music catalog.

Universal was previously known as MCA, when it was a subsidiary of Seagrams, owned by the Bronfmans.
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Time to start Chapter 5 of Seth Abramson's pretty thorough new chronicle of how Trump, the Republican Party, and the Russians (and some other countries) worked together to steal the election; Proof of Collusion.
You can buy a copy of the book here: simonandschuster.com/books/Proof-of…
An archive of my readthrough of the first few chapters starts here.
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TIME TO TROLL THIS EVIL CLOWN ABOUT PARDONS!

(But seriously - NO pardons. It's a trap. They want pardons of their own plants and corruptoids so they can PIN it on Trump to protest their own sentences. DON'T. We're draining the swamp by restoring rule of law FOR EVERYBODY.)
It's very clear how dirty Manafort was PLANTED on Trump, using the media and IC, after they took out Corey Lewandowsky. Manafort was USED in a plan which developed at the end of 2015 and early 2016 to DIRTY UP TRUMP. Trump needs to be squeaky clean here, and LET PLANTS WILT.
Schumer and many around him are going to go down. They will fight back by selective prosecutions. That's OK. Let it happen. The way to restore law and order is to restore law and order. These corruptoids want us to FLINCH and go back to mutually assured non-enforcement. **NO!**
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💣Deluge💣

Memo, memo McCabe wrote a memo, too.

Cohen is so fuqqed-even shredded docs collected for reassembly!

Mueller’s O of J case is YUGE!

Gowdy totally refutes Trump’s ‘spying’ narrative

GJ indicts Weinstein on rape, criminal sexual act charges

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Tapes, tapes, tapes!

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Time for another writing craft thread! Since I only have limited time today (and am still recovering from a sinus infection), how about something broad? Say, the top 5 story problems I see as an editor!
Number 1 problem I see most frequently in manuscripts: lack of agency. Agency = character's ability to push the plot forward with their actions/choices. A character with no agency is basically a pinball in an arcade game: reactive, without true power to drive their own story.
Most frequently, I see female MCs who have no agency. Or, equally problematic, who are written to SEEM like they have agency, but actually don't. Ex: the kickbutt MC heroine who beats up bad guys (that's action, but not agency) while her boyfriend actually moves the plot.
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Are you one of those people who's looked back on 2017 and convinced yourself that you haven't achieved anything? Worried about catching up with your mates who seem to have done much better?

Let me tell you a story about #time.

A thread 👇
A long #time ago, back when I was about twelve or thirteen years old, my parents travelled to Uyo.

Before leaving, my mother asked me to prepare Edikang ikong soup so she and my father would eat when they returned.
When I was finished with the soup, it was supposed to look something like this:

*photo credit: waiter foodies.
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Fight back before you are the next one they come for.
Fight back before you are the next one they come for.
Fight back before you are the next one they come for.
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