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So... was in an Adventurer's League game thus past weekend using my level 10 barbarian/fighter and something happened to me that I thought would never happen... I took 50 damage in one round of combat. Now that in and of itself isn't that extraordinary until you 1/?
realize he is a Totem Barbarian Goliath who halves all but psychic damage and then uses stone's endurance for the remainder. Anyways, I am sure you are asking "Yeah so what?" Well, it triggered something I never thought I would have to use... an item I got off a random table. 2/?
Ya see, when I got it I was like... "Man, this isn't even attuned... it's waaaaayyy to OP for regular use in organized play!" So... I set a damage threshold. I said I would only ever use it if I took in excess of 50 damage in one round.
To be honest I had totally forgotten I had gotten it almost 8 months ago. 8 months and no DM had successfully done 50+ to me in a round. Until this day. My eyes widened and I thought to myself this is it! A moment I never thought would come and in character, narrative wise, 3/?
It was his "oh shit button"... 4/?
I turned to my party and said... "For the first time, you see your normally stalwart and unshakable adventuring partner laid low... The Goliath, dropping to a knee visibly wincing in pain after being blasted by a cone of cold and 6 melee attacks... 5/?
in his heart he knows if he falls this day it would spell doom for his friends... A look of sheer determination and solemnity washes over his face as you see him reach into his bag of holding for an item..." He slowly stands and item in hand he begins to bellow a prayer...6/?
"Lo there do I see my father;
Lo there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers;
Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live FOREVER!" 7/?
And with that do they finally see the item... a massive Bronze Horn of Valhalla... as I place it to my lips a cacophonous blast reverberates throughout the room as suddenly 8 spectral Berserkers rise up through the floor to my aid... 8/?
The table went NUTS!!!! Was a blast for all as the tide turned and we slowly whittled away at the three ice ogres and their shaman... I eventually got knocked down to 22 HP before we cleared out the last of them. 9/?
His ancestors then stood guard for the next hour as we rested, healed, and celebrated our completion of the mission... T'was a glorious battle indeed! 10/10
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