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Private Connections for Nothing - a Dire Straits inspired musical rant about AWS PrivateLink (thread)

🎵 My VPCE... 🎵
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
🎸🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
🥁🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
🎶 Now look at S3, that's the way you do it 🎶
🎶 You connect privately with a VPCE 🎶
🎶 No az-hour charges, that's the way you do it 🎶
🎶 Private connection for nothin' with a VPCE 🎶
🎶 Now DDB supports it too, that's the way you do it 🎶
🎶 Let me tell ya PrivateLink is dumb 🎶
🎶 Find out on your next bill 🎶
🎶 Wonder where those new charges came from 🎶
🎶 We've got to install PrivateLink endpoints 🎶
🎶 Connect them to our VPCs 🎶
🎶 We've got to have one per availability zone 🎶
🎶 We've got to pay those per hour fees 🎶
🎸🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
🎸🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
🎶 I need to secure my data in transit 🎶
🎶 I need to get it off my Internet Gateway 🎶
🎶 I thought VPCEs would always be free 🎶
🎶 But now it looks like I've got to pay 🎶
🎶 And look here, what's that? Data processing charges? 🎶
🎶 I'm banging my head on my keyboard like this is GCP 🎶
🎶Now VPCEs, that's the way you do it 🎶
🎶Get your private connection for nothin' with a VPCE 🎶
🎶 We've got to install PrivateLink endpoints 🎶
🎶 Connect them to our VPCs 🎶
🎶 We've got to have one per availability zone 🎶
🎶 We've got to pay those per hour fees 🎶
🎸🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
🎸🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
🎶 Listen here, this ain't workin' 🎶
🎶 You connect privately with a VPCE 🎶
🎶 No az-hour charges, that's the way you do it 🎶
🎶 Private connection for nothin' with a VPCE 🎶
🎶 I want my 🎶
🎶 I want my 🎶
🎶 I want my VPCE 🎶
🎶 I want my 🎶
🎶 I want my 🎶
🎶 I want my VPCE 🎶
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