'Till I admit my econ is subprime
I'm not the man they claim I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a Tariff Man
Tariff Man!
Burning your 401(k) alone!
Does whatever a POTUS can
Lays a tax, any size
Brags in tweets, the market dies
Look out! Here comes the Tariff Man
Levy a tax tonight
You bizarrely think foreigners payin' them
And you've given markets a fright
But he's a Tariff Man
He tweets 'bout China, the market's red
Cause he's a Tariff Man