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1) Fuck this. Fuck everything about this. There's a lot of you that I'm saying fuck everything about this to, but this one is getting lit up. Congrats.
Call us narcissistic. Call us entitled. Do it. Call Millennials lazy. Call us whatever the hell you want. That's fine. We hate.
Call us narcissistic. Call us entitled. Do it. Call Millennials lazy. Call us whatever the hell you want. That's fine. We hate.
2) Yeah, you know what, fuck you to. You're getting it too.
3) We were presented a deal, a social contract. We had no say in this contract going in, it was simply 'sign on the dotted line.'
That contract was go to college, get a degree, and live better than our parents did. That was the deal.
Go to college. Get a degree. Live better.
That contract was go to college, get a degree, and live better than our parents did. That was the deal.
Go to college. Get a degree. Live better.
4) So we went to college. And do you know what we faced there? 400 person auditorium classes which were weed-out courses. Paying full tuition to be taught by someone who wasn't even qualified to teach, who oftentimes had never taught a class before.
5) We faced schools within the university who used econometric equations to determine how likely you were to graduate in 4 years using socioeconomic and demographic data, in order to game their stats to make themselves as highly ranked as possible in nationwide dick measuring.
6) "Oh you got a useless degree" MOTHERFUCKER. One day in an economics class me and my classmates were talking, and we realized none of us were business school students, that we were ALL rejected by the business school and became econ majors b/c that was the CLOSEST we could get.
7) B/c we were all transfer students or first generation college students, the business school decided that we were less likely to graduate in 4 years which would look bad for their stats; going Econ through Arts and Sciences was the only way we could TOUCH business classes.
8) Millennials went to college in record numbers because we were presented a deal. Go to college, get a degree, live better than our parents. We are the most educated generation, period, because we took your deal. pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2018…
9) And then we were herded out into a goddamn MINE FIELD. pbs.org/newshour/extra…
10) Millennials hate you. Millennials hate all of you. You don't fucking get it. Millennials on the whole despise everything about the hand they were dealt. They didn't make any of the conditions that led to the recession, we weren't even adults by then.
11) The first president Millennials had a hand in putting into power proceeded to fuck us all over. Sure, the leftwing Millennials won't admit it, but guess what? They're now actively TRYING to destroy the Democrat party in sheer fucking vengeance.
12) @AOC knocked out a longtime Democrat incumbent, beat his sorry ass when he outraised her 2:1 in the general, and now is taking the lead in tearing the Democrat party apart, and you all are SURPRISED by this?
13) Republicans are going to have a generation gap in 20 years when they've skipped over Millennials entirely and gone straight for fostering up Gen Z candidates. The GOP KNOWS how dangerous Millennials are in their destructive capabilities.
14) Hell, our military is at its most lethal that its ever been. Is it any coincidence that its currently chock full of Millennials who make destroying everything around them their life mission?
15) Oh, but Millennials are narcissistic. Millennials lack self-awareness and responsibility. Millennials are bitching because they got useless degrees.
Motherfuckers this is a WARNING. I'm telling you that there's a hydra tearing American society a new asshole, and it won't die
Motherfuckers this is a WARNING. I'm telling you that there's a hydra tearing American society a new asshole, and it won't die
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