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Here’s what the news won’t tell you but the CONSERVATIVE UNDERGROUND NEWS of TWITTER will
That's right motherfuckers. This is getting busted back out. What's the big fucking deal? 
Well it TURNS OUT that a certain BANANA NEWS NETWORK has STRAIGHT UP FIRED somewhere around half of its data analytics department in Chicago.
Why, you ask?
BECAUSE THE BANANA NEWS NETWORK HAD THE FOOTAGE AND OF VIDEOS OF THE #CovingtonBoys BEFORE THE STORY FIRST HIT THE AIR.
BECAUSE THE BANANA NEWS NETWORK HAD THE FOOTAGE AND OF VIDEOS OF THE #CovingtonBoys BEFORE THE STORY FIRST HIT THE AIR.
That's right. The Banana News Network saw the footage, KNEW the kids were innocent, and decided to unleash the power of their #VerifiedBullies ANYWAYS, then proceeded to scapegoat their data analytics, aka the people that go and dig up the videos, once it blew up in their faces.
This, combined with the fact that Buzzfeed, the Huffington Post, and several other media organizations so ancient that even the dinosaurs of the Jurassic period thought they were fossils have been on financial life support for 2 years anyways, is the start of a massive downsizing
Because, let's face it, when you've got some old billionaire sugardaddy that's propping your blog up with multi-million dollar checks every year, the LAST thing you should be doing is crawling to him and saying, "Daddy can you bankroll the payouts for the hundred libel lawsuits?"
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