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Brandi Buchman @BBuchman_CNS
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As I shut down my feed for the day, I leave you with a little something I wrote in the style of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. Enjoy. And to all of you, may you have the happiest and healthiest of holidays. Thank you for being engaged and interested.
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‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through D.C.,
Not a lobbyist was stirring, talking heads quieted on TV;
The streets mostly empty and traffic simmering down,
But somewhere in the White House, a leader sat with a frown.
All alone with his cell phone, the president plead,
Thoughts coming forward, tumbling out of his head,
“Poor me,” he tweeted from the cell in his lap,
No one understands: heavy is the head that wears the red cap.
But then, out on Wall Street, the numbers did shatter.
Because insecure tweets from free leaders actually matter.
Worst trading in the holiday’s history, the record books show,
And instability is somehow scarier when the treasury secretary phones it in from Cabo.
But we digress from the story at hand,
There’s something brewing even on this, the most peaceful night in the land.
There are investigations to conclude, and others just beginning.
It could soon become harder to proclaim from Twitter: “Winning!”
You see, there’s a man who keeps to himself,
He doesn’t talk to reporters or anyone else.
Instead with a team of investigators and attorneys,
The man, Bob Mueller, delivers only indictments on his journey.
Lying, corruption fraud & deceit the court docs are there, read em & weep.
Manafort, Papadoplous, Gates & Michael Flynn,
Richard Pinedo & even personal attorney Michael Cohen
There’s van der Zwaan & Patten & a whole slew of Russians,
Who hacked & stole, you know the discussion!
To federal court! and if need be, to SCOTUS!
Time to determine whether it’s actually obstruction by POTUS.
So, tonight, on Christmas Eve as you sit with family gathered round,
Hark! Listen close, you’ll hear a familiar sound.
It is the echoing words of a man so blunt:
"I say this to all of you: itsa witch hunt"
Your ears dont fool you nor do your eyes
But do yourself a favor,enjoy time here while still alive
Turn off phones, put politics out of sight
Merry X-mas ya filthy animals & to all a good night
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