We are inching ever closer to the infamous “pie” episode of GBBO and I’m bracing myself.
We have arrived, and I am already angry.
Peanut butter, chocolate and pumpkin. I may begin urinating in rage like an feral dog.
“Brits don’t really do this, do we?” NEITHER DO AMERICANS WTF A BUTTERNUT SQUASH DIED FOR THIS
They did something with a pecan pie and I couldn’t hear the exact ingredients over @ksonney screaming “NOOOO!” like Darth Vader at the end of the stupid trilogy.
The only one who made a normal pumpkin pie is being scolded for not being show-stoppery enough.
This pecan pie has sour cherry and chocolate ganache. Which is a thing you could do? I guess?
No, wait, Kevin does not agree that this is a thing you can do.
I...I just...A DAGGER TO MY HEART...
It’s over. I smell burnt hair and my alcohol has vanished. Somewhere a dog is barking.
