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Once again the media is missing the forest for the trees when it comes to Nancy Pelosi's now-cancelled trip. There is plenty of absurdity to go around.
But here's the key question:
During this government shutdown, WHO WAS DRIVING NANCY PELOSI'S BUS?
But here's the key question:
During this government shutdown, WHO WAS DRIVING NANCY PELOSI'S BUS?
Absurd answer 1: Its The Who's proverbial "Magic Bus"
When Trump stopped the "Magic Bus," Nancy responded:
I don't care how much (the taxpayers) pay
I want it, I want it, I want it
When Trump stopped the "Magic Bus," Nancy responded:
I don't care how much (the taxpayers) pay
I want it, I want it, I want it
Absurd answer 2: Its an enchanted bus once owned by the Weasleys
However, this bus was not modified with the "invisibility booster," so Trump was able to stop it before it got stuck in a whomping willow, saving the CODEL.
However, this bus was not modified with the "invisibility booster," so Trump was able to stop it before it got stuck in a whomping willow, saving the CODEL.
Absurd answer 3: It was a self-driving bus
Phew, Trump once again saved CODEL from sure tragedy.
Phew, Trump once again saved CODEL from sure tragedy.
Absurd answer 4: The most absurd of all-
A BUS DRIVER was deemed a mandatory gov't worker during a shutdown of non-mandatory gov't functions. That's right, Washington DC has declared Nancy Pelosi's bus driver as mandatory to America's interests.
ABSOLUTELY FREAKING ABSURD!
A BUS DRIVER was deemed a mandatory gov't worker during a shutdown of non-mandatory gov't functions. That's right, Washington DC has declared Nancy Pelosi's bus driver as mandatory to America's interests.
ABSOLUTELY FREAKING ABSURD!
