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People are sick and tired of the AFC/NFC Super Bowl duopoly. It's time for a third choice this Sunday, and that's Howard Schultz.
Everyone hates the Patriots, but can the Rams really beat them? We need another team on the field, and that's Howard Schultz.
While the Patriots and the Rams lurch from one end zone to the other, we need a team that plays where the American people are: between the 40-yard lines. This Sunday, we need Howard Schultz.
In 2002, Tom Brady led the Patriots to the Super Bowl to face the Rams. 17 years later, nothing has changed. On Sunday, we need Howard Schultz to take the field.
Don’t believe the haters who say Howard Schultz can’t win the Super Bowl — they said the same about the Buffalo Bills.
If you don’t want your kicker to miss wide left, you need Howard Schultz.
Both sides love to punt on fourth and long but Howard Schultz is a real leader who would run up the middle every time.
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