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Because the news is horrible I am having one of *those* days.
Here is a list of the books I wish Agatha Christie had written.
And Then There Were Nun (1939)
10 strangers are invited to a house by a mystery host and, one by one, are forced to take the veil.
Here is a list of the books I wish Agatha Christie had written.
And Then There Were Nun (1939)
10 strangers are invited to a house by a mystery host and, one by one, are forced to take the veil.
Mudder on the Nile (1944)
Hercule Poirot is horrified when Captain Hastings takes him on an assault course in Egypt. But that was before a runner broke their neck in mysterious circumstances scaling an obelisk
Hercule Poirot is horrified when Captain Hastings takes him on an assault course in Egypt. But that was before a runner broke their neck in mysterious circumstances scaling an obelisk
Murder on the Gatwick Express (1934)
Poirot investigates the death of Southern Rail's CEO and, on discovering every commuter in Sussex did it because they just couldn't take it anymore, he covers up the crime.
Poirot investigates the death of Southern Rail's CEO and, on discovering every commuter in Sussex did it because they just couldn't take it anymore, he covers up the crime.
The Mirror Crack'd, from Side to Side (1962)
It's exactly the same as the original novel, except Miss Marple is Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj does the middle eight.
It's exactly the same as the original novel, except Miss Marple is Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj does the middle eight.
The Murder of Roger Scruton
Britain's 'leading' conservative philosopher is found dead in a locked room. Literally only Melanie Philips cares.
Britain's 'leading' conservative philosopher is found dead in a locked room. Literally only Melanie Philips cares.
A Pocketful of Jonathan Pie (1953)
Miss Marple joins Twitter, loses her patience with the alt-right and ends up chopping performative bantz comedian Jonathan Pie up for cat's meat.
Miss Marple joins Twitter, loses her patience with the alt-right and ends up chopping performative bantz comedian Jonathan Pie up for cat's meat.
The 4:50 (delayed) from Paddington
This time it's Miss Marple's turn to solve the mystery death of the CEO of Great Western Railways. And she did it, after paying £50 to get from London to Reading before 9.30am drove her out of her mind.
This time it's Miss Marple's turn to solve the mystery death of the CEO of Great Western Railways. And she did it, after paying £50 to get from London to Reading before 9.30am drove her out of her mind.
Murder on the Lynx (1923)
Poirot investigates whether a freak death caused by a can of Lynx Africa really was an accident...or murder
Poirot investigates whether a freak death caused by a can of Lynx Africa really was an accident...or murder
The Mysterious Affair at Harry Styles (1921)
Poirot becomes obsessed with One Direction conspiracy theories after Captain Hastings accidentally sends him a link to a fanfic site.
Poirot becomes obsessed with One Direction conspiracy theories after Captain Hastings accidentally sends him a link to a fanfic site.
The ABC Murders
Resurrected in the 1980s, Poirot buys some shoulder pads and investigates the mysterious death of Martin Fry.
Resurrected in the 1980s, Poirot buys some shoulder pads and investigates the mysterious death of Martin Fry.
