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ScrubQuotes #justiceforkyle 2/16
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[Here's a special Valentine's Day thread dedicated to the ultimate wombo combo: blowing up your relationship over video games!]
I did nothing wrong.

[-guy who threw match]
(full rage screaming)
(tantrum, accusations of cheating)
*sigh* 🙄 Of course.

[-boyfriend who lost]
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈
I hope your mom gets cancer
Screw this!

[-guy who ragequit on wife/girlfriend]
C*NTFA**OT
I [20M] feel threatened by a video game character stealing my girlfriend [20F]
hogging all the resources

selfish
😟
It's really strange for a grown man to play these stupid things. But I guess it's your favorite thing. It makes you happy. I don't like it. I hate it. You should be watching sports or reading the paper.
*plays eve bot*
*gives ultimatum over it*
*drops $20K on a virtual girlfriend*
[A happy ending this time!]
*rages and throws things when wife doesn't pocket heal bronze-league Torbjorn*
[at least he didn't go two and out]
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