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HUMAN OF TWITTER:
It is time.
Yesterday, having reached 160k Twitter followers, I promised one and all that I would make a VALENTINE BURRITO to mark this momentous occasion.
I have done so. And recorded its creation for you.
LET US BEGIN THIS BURRITO JOURNEY TOGETHER NOW.
It is time.
Yesterday, having reached 160k Twitter followers, I promised one and all that I would make a VALENTINE BURRITO to mark this momentous occasion.
I have done so. And recorded its creation for you.
LET US BEGIN THIS BURRITO JOURNEY TOGETHER NOW.
STEP ONE: The raw ingredients are purchased and assembled. 
STEP TWO: The individual portions are measured out and prepared.
STEP THREE: A generous base of marshmallow creme is slathered onto the tortilla.
STEP FOUR: The raspberry preserves are added to the marshmallow creme.
STEP FIVE: The heart-shaped snack cake is torn to shreds and placed on the raspberry preserves. Not symbolic or anything!
STEP SIX: The chocolate cherry cordials are sliced, poorly, and added to the pile.
STEP SEVEN: Gummi worms added for color and texture. They have nothing to do with Valentine's Day, but sometimes you just need that extra kick, you know?
STEP EIGHT: Tortilla folded into a burrito shape, and slathered with butter.
STEP NINE: The burrito commenceinates its fryination!
STEP TEN: The burrito is golden brown and now ready to eat.
And did I eat it? Well...
And did I eat it? Well...
Here I am, eating the thing.
WARNING: You are not prepared.
WARNING: You are not prepared.
Another look at the inside of the Valentine Burrito.
Thank all 160k of you for following me here on Twitter. You made me make this burrito. I do not regret it, and yet I will never ever do this again, unless lots of money is involved.
The end.
The end.
