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Erin For President
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This transcript is the best thing I’ve read in years.
“I’m not done with you.”
😂😂😂
I would like to report a fatality.
I want this exchange printed on a tshirt.
my god

she slapped him with a “google it” button
I am literally crying
just want to thank the many volunteers who help me do these tweets every day at the cafe, I’d tell you their names but it’s sort of a revolving situation
WHAT IS HAPPENING
I’M THE COURT ORDER
This whole thing brings me so much joy.
help I can’t breathe
This is very much my 2019 energy.
brb making an entire line of tshirts with excerpts from this transcript
Just read all of these to my mom.

“So how long did he make it before violating the new gag order?”

😂😂😂
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