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Brazil's President @JairBolsonaro last night - for reasons somewhat unclear - posted a video to his official Twitter account of a man inserting his finger into his anus & then being urinated on by another man during Carnival. Twitter put a warning on it
(It says the tweet is unavailable but that's because Bolsonaro blocked me & all other journalists at @TheInterceptBr). Male anuses have long played a central role in Bolsonaro's worldview. He speaks of them often. In 2017, he tweeted about anal sex to me oglobo.globo.com/brasil/chamado…
In any event, Bolsonaro's Twitter account now has 3.5 million followers, many of whom are almost certainly adolescents & children, so posting graphic pornographic kink videos seems somewhat inconsistent with his aggressive sexual moralizing. Then again, so do his 3 marriages.
Anyway, the real news here is that the long-elusive pee-pee video has finally been found, albeit in an unlikely place and in an unlikely form: in @JairBolsonaro's private video stash, which he shared with millions of Brazilians youngsters on Twitter
Brazil's President @JairBolsonaro - after posting his graphic porno kink video to 3.5 million followers last night - woke up this morning with this question on his mind: "What is a golden shower?," he asked, batting his eyelashes with feigned innocence 
Above all else, Carnival is one of Brazil's most important cultural events: vital to attracting tourism, which Brazil's economy desperately needs. It's bizarre that the President would try to denigrate it in the eyes of the world: all because it contained protests against him.
A *major* part of Bolsonaron's campaign was ranting against the evils of talking to school kids about LGBTs (eg: the evils of homophobia & bigotry). But then last night he posted a gay kink porn video to countless children & then forced the country today to discuss golden showers
I'm honestly trying hard to stop tweeting about this but every time I remember that Brazil's President literally posted a hard-core porn video to his Twitter account & then woke up & talked graphically about it today, all the multiple levels of shock compel further discussion.
Apparently, when the President of a major country suddenly posts a hard-core porn kink video to his social media account, ensuring that huge numbers of teeangers & children watch it, and then leads a discussion of its most graphic parts the next morning, a bad day ensues:
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All the worldwide headlines about the amazing thing Bolsonaro did are fantastic in their own way, but I think my favorite is the extreme understatement from @JornalOGlobo: "For experts, obscene post published by Bolsonaro violated presidential decorum & custom". LOL: you think?
