Thread by @kerpen

Hahahahah right now on the Senate floor @SenMarkey is complaining about having to vote on his own "Green New Deal" resolution.

"We can save all of creating by engaging in massive job creation" ... but he's voting "present" on beginning debate???

It's the Koch Brothers!!!!!

You can't parody this guy because he is the parody.

"The denier in chief sits in the White House!"

Vote... "present"?

"We can do this. We can deploy these technologies. We can create new technologies. We can do this because we are bold. The president is John F Kennedy in reverse. He says we cannot do it. Ladies and gentleman, the Green New Deal is accepting this challenge!!!"

"Present"?

"An existential threat to our planet."

So, naturally, abstain from the vote to begin formal debate.