Thread by @hzeffman

I want to stay in the Common Market
I want to do whatever Europeans do
I want to be in the Common Market
I want to be in the Common Market
Number 2
Well what else could Nick do?
He said: "I'll see what I can do."

https://twitter.com/estwebber/status/1112706908568330240

He came from Wales had a thirst for Brexit
Said he didn't want a referendum
That's where Nick
Caught his eye
Steve told Nick that his Dad's Neil Kinnock
Nick said "In that case I'll have a CFP opt-out"
Steve said "Fine"
And then in thirty seconds time he said:

I want to stay in the Common Market
I want to do whatever Europeans do
I want to be in the Common Market
I want to be in the Common Market
Number 2
Well what else could Nick do?
He said "I'll see what I can do."

He took Nick to see Lucy Powell
Not sure why but he had to start it somewhere
So it started there
He said don’t mention education
Nick just laughed and said
"Oh you're so funny!"
Steve said "Yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling about academisation. Are you sure?"

You want to stay in the Common Market
You want to tax whatever Lithuanians tax
You want to be in the Common Market
You want to be in the Common Market with Greece?
Rob Halfon began to understand
He joined and held their hands

Oh, Burn your bridges with the whips
Tell Theresa she’s the pits
Quit your association, play it cool
Pretend you don’t like Michael Gove
But still you’ll never get it right

‘Cause when you’re voting late at night
Watching Wets vote for no deal
If you called Cameron he could stop it all, yeah

You’ll never stay in the Common Market
Please stop talking about Article 112
Never stay in the Common Market
Never watch the PM slide out of view
So why not stage a Commons coup
Because there’s nothing else to do