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Sleepless parenting...walking to the fridge expecting, somehow, that a new food item (e.g. dark chocolate) has magically appeared. And then briefly considering eating the kids squeezer (apple, banana, blueberry).
I’ve come to understand the return to the fridge as more of a meditation. Inspection. Pondering what is edible and what is desirable.

Maybe the fridge has some wisdom to share.
What is this? It has been opened. I could almost certainly sweeten this up with some chocolate. Does broth spoil quickly?
Aha! I have found you... you little sweet bear. Hiding among the condiments. Avocado honey? I will ignore that for a moment.
All is good. We weren’t really going to enjoy this together anyway, right? Totally fine for 2AM? Pretty healthy too....
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