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Every year you swear you will be more organized about taxes, then once again you're in a foreign hotel room sorting thru receipts hastily assembled from bottom of old purses just prior to departure, finding hotel bills & boarding passes for trips you can't remember taking. /1
Was I in Warsaw? I guess I was.

Why did this person pay me for something? Oh yeah, that thing, that was a long time ago.

The glamorous life of running your own business in America. /2
Why was I buying a snickers in LAX when the last time I remember being in LA was NYE 2000?? /3
A gas receipt from rural VA...
Maybe all this Jamba Juice balances out all the whiskey...
Clearly that was hangover khachapuri...
So many diners, BBQ, coffee...

Your life in receipts is hilarious /4
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And now, in honor of National Haiku Day, let's post some haiku on our favorite junk food and/or thoughts about the state of America.

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Molly McKew
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I'm rewatching Dr. Strangelove, which I had forgotten is sort of a love note to the B-52

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You can't make this up, tweeps:

Company of sanctioned Russian oligarch & election interferer DERIPASKA -- granted unexplained sanctions relief by Treasury --announces it will build totally pointless aluminum plant in Kentucky, home of McConnell+Rand Paul

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