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Molly McKew
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And now, in honor of National Haiku Day, let's post some haiku on our favorite junk food and/or thoughts about the state of America.

Bonus points for nostalgia and oblique and humorous references to pending Mueller mayhem.
Entenmann's craving
For raspberry danish twist
Or crumb coffee cake?
Saw egg-shaped Cheetos
Some were flavored "double cheese"
Some were caramel?
MMR vaccine
Can inoculate against
Some rampant stupid
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So, a story about an aquarium ecosystem that is possibly a Washington metaphor.

My niece & nephew have a lot of pets. They (of course) got hermit crabs in Chincoteague two summers ago. It was clear the crabs were miserable in their tiny cage, so we got them an aquarium /1
All in all these are pretty good -- heated, humidified -- digs for two crabs that are basically seagull snacks.

At night, they are crazy active. During the day, they burrow into the floor guck & sleep there where it is damp. This made the daytime aquarium snoozeville viewing. /2
So my bro-in-law got these two anoles (lizard things) to be the daytime inhabitants of the tank. They change colors and are suuuuuuuper jumpy, so they really to the excitement value of the tank.

Here they are napping between their plant fronds -- their favorite spot. /3
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Molly McKew
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I finished the Mueller report.
Some thoughts & questions here only on Russia aspects.

Report begins: "The Russian government interfered in the 2016 presidential election in sweeping & systematic fashion."

Ok. So where's the rest? The report is based largely on public info.../1
... so where is the info we need for our defense?

A theme throughout the report mirrors what we call DVG -- dumb vain greedy. The people around the now-POTUS were open targets & highly exploitable. That is well & thoroughly documented, and the Kremlin is A+ in this space. /2
IMO
The report was meant to assess Russian interference (Vol 1), but provides no holistic summary or analysis of the tools or tactics used to interfere, or weaknesses that were exploited. It is far too focused on the idea of conspiracy, & not enough on influence operations /3
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Molly McKew
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I'm rewatching Dr. Strangelove, which I had forgotten is sort of a love note to the B-52

Cc @TeamMinot
"Please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater and help yourself to whatever you'd like."

Words to live by.
Russian Ambo: "thank you, but I do not support the work of imperialist stooges."

Adm somebody: "Oh, only commie stooges, huh?"
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