Thread by @jacksonpbn

Aisha Buhari was not getting enough patronage. Return on investments after Buhari’s election in 2015 was poor. Yusuf, Zahra, Fatima, Amina, Aisha, her five kids, were all left in the cold. Mother hen had to look for foods for the chicks. Aisha began hunting for juice.

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Aisha Buhari spoke to few friends about her frustrations. The cabal and their family members are feeding fat while she, the First Lady, has nothing. The CBN quickly came to her rescue. She started Forex deals. She gets Dollars at official rates and sells at black market rates.

Boom, the dollars started raining. Smiles return back to her beautiful face. The former cosmetologist became an instant billionaire, trading in FOREX. Her five kids all joined in the business. For once, they became happy again!

Not done, she looked around. Like an Oliver Twist, she wanted more. She hunted for more juicy deals. She approached AMCON and demanded to know properties seized and perhaps abandoned and forgotten by the Govt. AMCON have her a list. She selected juicy ones and stated selling.

Before she started the deal with Government abandoned properties, she enlisted one Daniel Bwala, a UK trained Lawyer from Borno State. Bwala’s job is simple-prepare all the paper work, look for the properties, use a third party to sell them off and collect commission.

A huge property near Sahad Stores around Bolton White Hotel in Garki, she collected. The property was allegedly owned by Adamu Aliero and was seized

A 13 floor building hitherto occupied by a Govt agency in Jahi, near Mabushi, Abuja have been abandoned by Govt. Aisha got it, had Bwala prepare the paper works, sold for about N14billion. She quietly smiled to the bank, stopped whining, joined the Buhari campaign, sang Sai Baba

Aisha gave Bwala N500million from the N14billion deal. Bwala rejected the money saying it was too small for all the work he had done. It is not clear if he has now collected the money as he needed funds to prosecute his election to the Senate under SDP in Borno State.

Aisha Buhari is no longer complaining. She and her children have made enough. They are smiling daily to the banks. The rest of us Nigerians are fools after all!