Asian lady: Does this train go to city?
Mrs Oz: Learn how to read English.
Asian lady: Does this train go to city?
Mrs Oz: Learn how to speak English.
I run up the stairs.
Me: Yes it does, Madame.
Mrs Oz to me: Stinkin' bitch...
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