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so @Phantrosity points out that you can ask ganbreeder.app to generate the opposite of a particular thing
here's the opposite of a border collie
oh god looks like a sea creature or maybe a pile of colorful fabric. lots of red.
the opposite of a stingray is kinda cool-looking indoors, boxy, golden, furry, with leaves in the background
the opposite of a comic book is this little guy

the most boring creature on the planet?? a small rodenty-looking thing. maybe chinchilla without the ears
this terrifying thing is the opposite of a "ballplayer" an underwater volcano?
the opposite of a bagel is some kind of terrifying humanoid boat its sail also looks like the profile of a human head. there is definitely water and sky and land and the rest is confusing
i regret to inform you that this thing is the opposite of jeans looks like a cross between a frog and a raw plucked chicken. one baleful red-rimmed eye.
the opposite of guacamole: this place and that cloaked figure. remarkably phallic tower in a hilly wooded area. a dark-cloaked figure stands in front of it.
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