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Janelle Shane
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The opposite of a microwave is not a refrigerator. It's a small striped pebble with luxuriously long eyelashes.

I'm using ganbreeder.app to answer the pressing questions of our age. Thanks @Phantrosity for the inspiration. aiweirdness.com/post/184781529… Left: an AI-generated microwave. Right: A small stripey pebble with big cartoon eyes and very long pink lashes.
thread of opposites here:
the opposite of a seashore is a spider monkey eating a strawberry popsicle in a fancy gold-rimmed pot
ganbreeder.app/i?k=277c760b37… the spider monkey has giant wet eyes
the opposite of a beagle is a maximum-security birdhouse
ganbreeder.app/i?k=121b0abac7… A wire box on a blue pole, somewhere outdoors
the opposite of an artichoke is a lighthouse being attacked by sea monsters
ganbreeder.app/i?k=c5b5d2b57b… lighthouse in a very painterly picture. some kind of black creatures are attacking the base
the opposite of a feather boa is this rock squinting into the sun
ganbreeder.app/i?k=474dff2937… rock has a single squinty eye and a slit for a mouth
the opposite of a banana is a confused musk ox in an office park
ganbreeder.app/i?k=fb7ee66735… cartoonish musk ox like thingy, on dirt-covered pavement in an office park. there's a blob of flesh floating to the upper left, but we don't talk about that
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Janelle Shane
@JanelleCShane
please enjoy this neural net's attempts to list things
aiweirdness.com/post/185085792… 1. Gold<br /> <span class=2. Silver
3. Bronze
4. Iron
5. One Life
6. One Titan
7. One Death
8. Sigil of Ruin
9. Sigil of Destruction
10. Desert Citron
11. City Pollen
12. Desert Vaccine
13. Inorganic Light CLR Plating
14. Inorganic Light CLR Spray Ingredient
15. Inorganic Light Metal Plating
16. Inorganic Light Metal Spray Ingredient
17. Phoenix Mask
18. Gold Ornament" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7Q-DnHVUAA8Cgy.png">
neural net lists the avatar nations

tag yourself List of Avatar Nations:<br /> <span class=1. Earth Kingdom
2. Fire Nation
3. Crystal Empire
4. Halfling Empire
5. Ghost Kingdom
6. Fighters Kingdom
1. Melnii Kingdom
2. Otonia Kingdom & Epyria Kingdom
The Children of the Forest:
1. Saint Acacia Freyia
2. Penta Kaede
3. Rose Regent
4. Adys Metri the Primæ
5. Thyself
6. Sea Tier VII:
1. Witches or reality lovers
2. Indeed I envy you
3. I have no faith in prophecy
4. I dare not meet the" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7Q-okoU0AE5qrd.jpg">
neural net's list of @BritishBakeOff themes

some tougher than others Great British Bakeoff themes:<br /> <span class=1. Biscuit Week
2. Cake Week
3. Bread Week
4. Griddle Week
6. Grilled Chicken Week
7. Grill & Beggar Week
8. Hand Cut Bread week
9. Hand-made Pies Week
10. Heartless Week
11. Jello & Spaghetti squash week
12. Lentil Day
13. Nutella Cookie day
14. Nutella Cupcake week
15. Pudding week on a plate week!
16. Raspberry Day
17. Sour Cream Cookie Day
18. Strawberry Cupcake Week" src="/images/1px.png" data-src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7RImyPUEAAeEzr.png">
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Janelle Shane
@JanelleCShane
need to know which gift goes with which anniversary? ask a neural net!
h/t @doingitwrong 1ST YEAR: Paper<br /> 2ND YEAR: Cotton<br /> 3RD YEAR: Leather<br /> 4TH YEAR: Fruit & Flowers, or Linen & Silk/Aloha<br /> 5TH YEAR: Fish & Lobster<br /> 6TH YEAR: Paper, Cornstarch<br /> 7TH YEAR: Fruit and Flowers, or Linen & Silk/Aloha<br /> 8TH YEAR: Fish & Lobster, or Paper<br /> 9TH YEAR: Hemp Filled Paper<br /> 10TH YEAR: Fish & Lobster, or Hemp Filled Paper<br /> 11TH YEAR: Paper, Vegetable Oil, Cornstarch or Linen & Black Hemp Cotton with a Hemp Filled Linen, Fruit
used @minimaxir's colab version where I could tweak the temperature and get it out of its paper rut
i've found that if i ask it again, the neural net will change its mind.
new list of anniversaries, this one final 5RD YEAR: Carpet & Flooring/Graphite<br /> 6TH YEAR: Nail Polish Gold Palette<br /> 7TH YEAR: Silk & Enamel and Thumb<br /> 9TH YEAR: Pearl<br /> 10TH YEAR: Delicate Roses<br /> 11TH YEAR: Crystal & Mental Training<br /> 12TH YEAR: Orchid<br /> 13TH YEAR: Patterns & Data<br /> 14TH YEAR: Capsules<br /> 15TH YEAR: Canvas & Flowers<br /> 16TH YEAR: Waterlite Red<br /> 17TH YEAR: Chocolate & Bamboo<br /> 18TH YEAR: Wood<br /> 19TH YEAR: Borroux (mint) porcelain bottles<br /> 20TH YEAR: Fashion Collecti
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Janelle Shane
@JanelleCShane
please keep this emoji guide handy.
it was generated by gpt-2, an artificial neural network, which is based on math so its word is final. 😀 Grinning Face.<br /> 😃 Grinning Face With Big Eyes.<br /> 😄 Grinning Face With Smiling Eyes.<br /> 😁 Beaming Face With Smiling Eyes.<br /> 😃 Beaming Face With Wavy Whiskers.<br /> 😄 Beaming Face With Red Whiskers.<br /> 😁 Beaming Face With Blue Eyes.<br /> 😓 Beaming Face With Green Eyes.<br /> 😕 Beaming Face With Tan Whiskers.<br /> 😓 Beaming Face With Reddish Eyes.<br /> 😐 Beaming Face With Blue and Orange Whiskers.<br /> 😑 Beaming Face With Purple Eyes.
handy guide to emoji animals
(generate your own at talktotransformer.com) 🦶 Buffalo Boogieman(s)<br /> 🚿 Hippopotamus<br /> 🚴 Goat<br /> 🚷 Horse<br /> 🚸 Rabbit<br /> 🚹 Horse<br /> 🚺 Pig<br /> 🚻 Rabbit<br /> 🚼 Wolf<br /> 🚽 Wolf<br /> 🚾 Elk<br /> 🚿 Bear<br /> 🚿 Elephant<br /> 🚿 Pig
don't embarrass yourself.
refer to this emoji guide to the world flags All the flags are wrong.🇬🇵 Flag: Hungary<br /> 🇬🇶 Flag: Iceland<br /> 🇬🇷 Flag: India<br /> 🇬🇹 Flag: Indonesia<br /> 🇬🇺 Flag: Isle of Man<br /> 🇬🇼 Flag: Italy<br /> 🇬🇽 Flag: Jamaica<br /> 🇬🇾 Flag: Japan<br /> 🇬🇿 Flag: Jordan<br /> 🇬🇿 Flag: Kosovo<br /> 🇬🇼 Flag: Kuwait<br /> 🇬🇿 Flag: Kyrgyzstan<br /> 🇬🇿 Flag: Laos<br /> 🇬🇼 Flag: Latvia🇰🇾 Flag: Norway<br /> 🇰🇿 Flag: South Sudan<br /> 🇰🇓 Flag: St. Lucia<br /> 🇰🇹 Flag: St. Vincent & the Grenadines<br /> 🇰🇵 Flag: Switzerland<br /> ✯ ✓ New Zealand 🌏 🌏 🌏 🌏 🌏 ✫ Flag: United Kingdom<br /> ✯ ✓ Australia 🔻 🔻 🔻 🔻 🔻 Flag: New Zealand<br /> ✯ ✓ Japan 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 Flag: New Zealand<br /> ✯ ✓ Denmark 🚄 🚄 🚄 🚄 🚄 🚄 Flag: New Zealand
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