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Janelle Shane
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What would AI demand if it suddenly attained sentience? To find out, I trained a neural net on 190k petition titles from @Change aiweirdness.com/post/184919085… Sign Petition for Houston’s New Fireworks to be OffensiveBasketball Club of St. Louis: Stop the Feral Horseshoes at the Basketball ClubDogs are not a thing!! Dog Owners are NOT Human beings!!<br /> Help Bring Climate Change to the Philippines!<br /> Taco, Chipotle, and Starbucks: Bring Back Lettuce Fries<br /> Filipinos: We want your help stopping the killing of dolphins in Brazil in 1970’s<br /> Mr.person:I want a fresh puppy in my home<br /> Simple Stats Administration:Make Another proboscis.<br /> Officials at Prince Alfred Hospital:Aurora to Tell The Company To Send A Baby to Mars
I also used 117M-GPT-2 to generate full text for a few of these petitions. @tacobell: Offer hot wings and non-perfumed water for all customers - Sign the Petition! chng.it/DVgBvFwx via @Change
Please sign this neural net-generated petition.
Karen’s mother: Please bring your own breadsticks for Karen. - Sign the Petition! chng.it/LP8ZGkYN via @Change
@tacobell @ChipotleTweets @Starbucks please consider this neural net generated petition
#BringBackLettuceFries Taco, Chipotle, and Starbucks: Bring Back Lettuce Fries<br /> <br /> The title of my petition is
Haha, looks like someone’s using GPT-2 to fill in their reason for signing the petition. I am signing the petition “Taco Bell: offer hot wings and non perfumed water for all customers” because it is my daughter who is allergic to peppers and it is her grandmother’s birthday.
another neural net-generated petition.

p̸̬̏͂͐l̶̮̫̈́̄̾̃ȩ̶̙̠͖̮̈́́a̵̛̱͊̓s̵̢͔͆͆̊̎͝ḗ̴̦̥͕͒ ̴̼̱̆ş̸͓̳̖̜̔ḯ̵̫̰̺g̷͎̐n̵̢̟͠ Unicorn: Stop breaking crab products<br /> <br /> The title of my petition is “Unicorn: Stop breaking crab products”. This is a petition to: ‼Stop breaking crab products”; ‾Stop crab products”; ‿Stop breaking crab products”; ‿Stop breaking crab products”; ‿Don't break crab products”.
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01] #AI, #Quantum #Consciousness and #Computing, and the #antichrist connection

Anonymous Coward
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11/13/2017 12:45 AM

With all the AI-buzz going on both in threads here and out there in the real world, something struck me.

Contemplate this.
02] The double slit experiment, and also particle entanglement, points to matter being an emergent quality of consciousness.

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03] and also the basis for occultism and witchcraft that's resonating through the ages.

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