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Now that the ancient Polo cologne has dulled to a smoky haze, I am straight tripping on 80’s flashbacks.

Howling out the car window at 90 decibels in full @axlrose mode.
Fun-fact:

The first music video ever played on MTV...

The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star
I think I am legitimately Polo-stoned because I’m straight-up bellowing in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot.

🎤 Just cuz I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing. 🎤
So do I, @joanjett. So do I.
This is like the best wedding I’ve ever been to and I haven’t left the car.

Now if one of these people staring at me on their way into Dunkin Donuts would grab me an iced coffee, that would be terrific.
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