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Now that the ancient Polo cologne has dulled to a smoky haze, I am straight tripping on 80’s flashbacks.

Howling out the car window at 90 decibels in full @axlrose mode.
Fun-fact:

The first music video ever played on MTV...

The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star
I think I am legitimately Polo-stoned because I’m straight-up bellowing in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot.

🎤 Just cuz I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing. 🎤
So do I, @joanjett. So do I.
This is like the best wedding I’ve ever been to and I haven’t left the car.

Now if one of these people staring at me on their way into Dunkin Donuts would grab me an iced coffee, that would be terrific.
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If you have new money and are concerned some people may not be aware that you’re an a**hole, race your Lambo through their residential street. They’ll totally know.
p.s. if you just leased a Lambo and want everyone to know you have no idea how to drive it, definitely over-rev it in 1st gear.

Nothing impresses like someone driving a performance car the way a kid with a permit drives a used Hyundai.
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Didn’t sit down intending to write about narcissism, American culture and water buffalos but here we are...

——

Bret Stephens is brooding, fragile, and incapable of onboarding criticism.

We’ve got a problem bigger than bad takes from guys with glass jaws though.

1/
Trump peeled back the curtain on a whole lot of toxic cultural problems.

Among them, one was the social disease we happily fed, celebrated and glorified right up until it put a dangerous ignoramus in the White House.

Narcissism. Clinical narcissism. The disorder kind.

2/
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I also find it fascinating though as both a psychological issue and cultural problem.

The individual psychology part is pretty wild. It really is.

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@HoarseWisperer
It’s time for us all to accept a reality:

Nancy Pelosi isn’t lying about her position. She isn’t crafting some secret bait-and-switch.

There is no secret 12-dimensional chess plan to lie to the public up until unveiling an ultra-sneaky impeachment plan.

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Nancy Pelosi has, for over a year now, telegraphed that she does not want to go down the impeachment path.

Historically, her positions have been driven by knowing what she can and cannot turn into a political win for Democrats in the House.

2/
Emphasis: *political* win

We all know Republicans will not vote for impeachment in the Senate.

So, there is no impeachment trial win on the table.

There is only the potential for a political win or loss.

Pelosi has repeatedly signaled she believes it would be a loss.

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