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1/ @AndrewScheer showing @CPC_HQ racists and bigots the door:

"Have you seen my door? Isn't it nice? I decorate it for every holiday with a wreath from a different systemically oppressed group. Here, let me open it for you and we'll go inside to talk in private."
2/ "Make yourself comfy while I check to see if there have been any calls from Orban or Modi or Donny."

"We have a great setup here. Stephen made sure we had some protected-for-life senators who feel just like you. And we have Hamish, of course, and have you met Coop?"

#cdnpoli
3/ "Ignore those ones in the corner - the Proud Boys aren't really on the payroll - they're like domestic temporary foreign workers! Just kidding. As Leo says, character depends on where you come from. Hey, is that suit pure wool? You're going to fit right in. Here's a key to
4/ the door - let yourself in any time. You're going to love Faith and Ezra and Lindsay and Jordo and Bryak and Frum. We had to take Max's key away because he talked about what happens inside the doors...

"Anyhoo, here's a cheap beer and a copy of our platform - oh, wait,
5/ "that's a copy of the NZ shooter's manifesto. I'm sure we have a #CPC constitution here somewhere, under the latest Krause speech and that yellow vest."

Yep. Scheer shows them the door and invites them in.

#cdnpoli
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