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@realDonaldTrump Every great deal that you crow about all weekend should have secret not yet passed parts you can’t reveal and an ample amount of constant threats, you know, to signal how strong and comprehensive the deal is.
@realDonaldTrump BTW, Sounds like this deal is the frozen burrito of deals with Mexico. Never quite heated up correctly in the microwave and a constant insult to the fine cuisine of the Mexican people.
@realDonaldTrump I want to thank the President of Mexico...(two days later)...and if that two-bit loser doesn’t get his lazy no-good congress to do that thing, I will tariff his ass to kingdom come!!!
@realDonaldTrump It’s clear the GOP Senate lobbed off Sir-Tax-Alot’s tariff balls on Friday and he still has the impuls to get it on, but doesn’t have the machinery.
@realDonaldTrump What Immigration and Security bill that you have ever heard of involves a demand that one party buys more vegetables? Hint, none.
@realDonaldTrump If Trump were a contestant on Deal or No Deal there would be no deal, he and the banker would be subpoenaed by the NY Southern District Court, and Trump would be out of breath chasing 20 girls with brief cases around the studio.
@realDonaldTrump A done deal that involves Mexico’s army dealing with immigration, Mexico’s Congress voting on it, and Mexico to buy our Liberty Vegetables? Yeah sounds rock solid.
