1. Trump needs to resign.
2. Pence too.
3. Pelosi becomes President.
4. Government to be opened ASAP.
5. Trump's trial to be on Sundays on HBO after Game of Thrones.
6. Fox News to become music television channel.
7. Don Jr. + Ivanka arrested.
9. Kirstjen Nielsen tried at The Hague.
10. CPAC canceled.
11. Brett Kavanaugh swapped out for Merrick Garland.
12. Sarah Sanders fired and never hired anywhere.
13. Stephen Miller given a daily wedgie.
16. Scaramucci forgotten
17. Kellyanne Conway divorced.
18. White Supremacists forced back underground.
19. Mar-a-Lago shuttered
20. Giuliani institutionalized
14. MAGA hats burned.